Greetings Fellow Citizen of the Cosmos.
authority of the Ancients of Days
You are hereby commanded to appear for jury duty.
Your services are
required as the case Gabriel versus Lucifer draws to a close. As of
the date of this notice, three of the alleged perpetrators are in
custody. You may be needed for any one of the remaining trials. Be
advised the celestial broadcast networks will carry each case in
this series for what has come to be known as the Lucifer Rebellion.
The Court has carefully considered the
question of venue in this series of high profile, highly publicized
cases. Regretfully we have been unable to locate anyone not affected
in some way, real or imagined, by the matter before us. You will be
questioned about your ability to remain unbiased. You will be
required to exercise your highest concepts of fairness and
objectivity throughout these proceedings even if the Defendantís
alleged actions may have had a direct or indirect effect on your own
life or the life of someone known to you.
report for duty, ready to stay for the full length of the trial.
Time-space coordinates are provided on the attached set of